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A lexophilic punster friend of mine ran into me at Macy's and said to me:

     When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

I bidded him a hasty adieu. Nevertheless, I was reminded of: (please click here then slowly mousedown)




A woman has twins...


One of them goes...


The other goes...


Years later...


Upon receiving...


Her husband responds...